Carmine Salvatore Yusko, south Philly’s fav hobosexual that makes check-cashing places lock up their drawers and women going through mid-life crises drop theirs, is dragging out the judicial process, and we’re curious to see how it plays out. He is facing four charges (originally five; but the fifth, Conspiracy, unfortunately did not stick due to insufficient evidence) for breaking into a storage unit and stealing thousands of dollars worth of tools from it in March of 2025:
- Burglary
- Theft by Unlawful Taking (Movable Property)
- Receiving Stolen Property
- Criminal Trespass – Breaking into Structure
Carmine seems to think dragging things out will somehow make these charges magically go away. As it is, he is applying magical thinking by telling others via social media that “four out of five charges” were “dropped”, when the truth is the opposite: four out of five charges STUCK – they aren’t going away until he deals with them in court. Here is a direct link to the docket he advised us all to re-check. You can also pull up that docket yourself by visiting the Pennsylvania United Judicial System Portal, choosing to search by Participant Name, entering his information (Carmine Yusko), and setting the Case Status to Active. (For shits and giggles, switch the Case Status to Inactive and you’ll see his two traffic tickets from May. PSA: many magisterial courts issue warrants after 30+ days for failure-to-respond (FTR), and those back-to-back tickets were acquired three months ago. A continued lack of response may also result in one’s driver’s license being suspended. What a great job you’re doing being a responsible adult, Carmine. I can see exactly what a woman a decade older sees in you and what you bring to the table (I’m guessing lines, and not much else except perhaps some love-bombing so she’ll open her wallet, legs, and home to you? I get it, I guess – hobos gotta hobo somehow, and since I made sure your shenanigans with my brother, Charisma, and your other victims cost you your rent-to-own rental, you need to crash somewhere. What happened to Daddy’s little shoebox on Pine Street?).
The next hearing is on October 21st, 2025 at 9:00am, and it’s a pretrial bring-back, aka Carmine’s last opportunity to take a plea deal. It remains to see if he’ll take the advice of his betters and do just that, or if he’s determined to see this farce all the way through by insisting on a trial. Personally, I hope for the latter, because when a jury convicts him, the judge will no doubt come down on him harder for wasting everyone’s time over such a clear-cut case where there is no doubt as to his guilt.
I also like this Freudian slip (see highlighted text in the photo below):
“I love that MY whole world revolves around HER.”
As weird as that is for me, a woman who has been with her partner almost as long as this twerp has been alive, I still appreciate the validation and confirmation of knowing I do indeed reside in Carmine’s head, rent-free (but wouldn’t that bother his fleshlight of the moment?). You love that your world revolves around me? I love that, too! Do keep the substance-fueled threats of lolsuits coming my way, Carmine! They’re quite entertaining to read aloud at the end of a long day. When I get a moment and remember to, I’ll put them together in a blog entry so the rest of the internet can also be entertained by them.
P.S. You’ll never admit it to me, to anyone else, or quite possibly to yourself on a conscious level, but I’m sure by now you regret not taking the $100 cash I offered you in exchange for Charisma. You would have had the cash, you still would have been minus one cat to abuse and neglect, and all of ^^^THIS^^^ most likely would not have transpired — and I certainly wouldn’t be devoting time to talking about you online months after the fact. You really should have just taken the money.
