Rumor has it Carmine Salvatore Yusko Fioravanti, hobosexual extraordinaire, is once again single, and no doubt ready to mingle with the next woman’s wallet. How’s that storage unit? (not the one you broke into, silly – the one it has been said you’re sleeping in.)
We also discovered Carmine ripped off a woman to the tune of $400, but when she went wild on social media and even tagged his mother in addition to going to the police, he his then-girlfriend, or maybe mommy dearest, coughed up the owed balance to shut her up.
That was smart, Carmine – possibly the smartest thing we’ve ever observe you do; but alas, we’re probably overly optimistic if we think the trend will continue. We’d love to be proven wrong, but we won’t hold our breath – grifters gotta grift, after all.
