Carmine Salvatore Yusko Fioravanti wants everyone to believe he is a successful business owner who can afford fancy cars, crotch rockets, fancy loft living, and nights out on the town…yet he still has two unpaid traffic tickets from May of 2025? Now, we know the real story is Carmine is a broke hobosexual who leeches off of others (disabled individuals, homeless individuals, minor teenage girls, and desperate women), but we’re interested to hear Carmine’s explanation as to why he can allegedly afford thousands of dollars in pricey purchases but can’t handle two speeding tickets. Surely such a well-to-do, successful adult wouldn’t jeopardize his freedom (warrants are issued when you fail to answer to citations) and/or driver’s license (assuming he has one and it’s valid; courts/PENNDOT will happily suspend a person’s driver’s license as punishment for a failure to respond, appear, and pay) over what amounts to about probably less than $300 in financial restitution. That should be pocket change to a champ like Carmine, right?
Traffic citation #1: speeding in Washington County on May 25, 2025
Traffic citation #2: speeding in Franklin County on May 25, 2025
Not to worry, Carmine – in case you missed the mailed citations due to being evicted from the Reed Street rental and subsequently bouncing from one couch and trap house to another, we contacted both courts and provided them with your last-known address on Federal Street, as well as the addresses of your mother and father. We also appraised them of your other current/pending charges. We’re happy to do our civic duty and aide in you taking responsibility for your choices, and we know that will be so much easier if you are successfully being served with paperwork (and, if it’s your lucky day (and ours), being given a free ride to the courthouse by the constable/sheriff who delivers the paperwork).


We need the update
Things are moving “behind the scenes” from multiple directions (not just the charges relating to the storage unit break-in), and we love that for Carmine – he has no idea what’s coming, but nevertheless, the wheels of justice are turning in his direction.
We hope to have some exciting news soon. 😉
this is like a car crash I can’t look away from. Keep up the good work!
You are so welcome! We know from both our website traffic and the private correspondence we receive that a LOT of people in Carmine’s area and network are fed up with his crap, and enjoy the semi-regular tea and updates we offer.
That said, the important things in life have been occupying most of our time these past few weeks, but a post about Carmine’s attempt to rip off a BRIDE will be coming soon. 😉