Carmine Salvatore Yusko Fioravanti, responsibility champion (if beating on defenseless animals, disabled men, and vulnerable women; acquiring substances; and scamming people out of money were to be considered responsibilities instead of the reprehensible acts of depravity that they are), decided not to show up to court today.
For those struggling to keep track, since Carmine has been busy racking up a plethora of criminal charges in a very short period of time (imagine if he put that same effort into getting a job), today’s court hearing was a preliminary hearing for that time Carmine thought it would be a good idea to steal a vehicle and be caught with it and an unregistered firearm (allegedly, of course; all greasy hobosexuals are legally considered innocent unless/until proven guilty in a court of law).
But Carmine decided not to go, which means the judge rightfully revoked Carmine’s $25,000 unsecured bail and issued a warrant for his arrest.
If anyone sees Carmine or happens to know which trap house or public lounge he is calling home nowadays, feel free to pass that info along to the police, to us, or to both!
P.S. Whose Nissan is this? (Because we know it isn’t his!)
